
Back on 22 January, made a post on the subject of shaggy dog stories. Here is a good one. You might call it a shaggy cock story. For those with filthy minds, a cock is a male chicken. Thanks to my Cousin Charles for this story.
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. Several hundred cute young layers, pullets, and horny old cocks to fertilize the eggs. John kept records and any cock no longer performing went straight to the soup pot to be replaced by a handsome young stud. These records took a lot of John's time so he bought some tiny sets of bells and attached one to each cock. Each bell had a different note so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing, letting John sit on his porch and fill out his report by simply listening to the tintinabulation.
John's favorite cock was Old Butch, and a very fine cock he was. But one morning John noticed that Butch's bell did not tinkle. On investigating, John noticed that all of the roosters were charging around, bells all atinkle. But the pullets, being the wiser sex, heard the bells, ran for cover. But Old Butch, being a very wise and experienced cock, would hold his bell in his beak so it did not ring, sneak up on an unsuspecting pullet, do his duty, and move on to another.
John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair. Old Butch was an overnight sensation to judges and spectators. This resulted in Old Butch being awarded ... you guessed it.... The No Bell Piece Prize. Not only that, Old Butch received .... and another one, two for the price of one ..... the Pullets Surprise Award.
Old Butch obviously was a politician in training. Only an experienced politician could find a way to win two coveted awards by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and doing nasty things to (please notice that in the interest of not getting apprehended by TAB's (http://shameonyou.blogstream.com/) NBWSC committee, I have not used the word “sc---ing”) them when they were not paying attention.
When voting time comes, remember that the bells are not always audible.