Will Rogers said that all candidates look good until they are elected. We know that both candidates are liars. What will happen after the election? Here is a thing I got from Cousin Charles that shines a bright spotlight on one of my fears about this great national experiment:
“While walking down the street one day, a U.S. Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven.” says St. Peter “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see such a high official in these parts, you see, so we are unsure about what to do with you.”
“No problem” says the Senator “Just let me in.”
“Well. I'd like to but we have orders from higher up. What we will do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really. I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven” says the Senator.
“I am sorry but we have our rules.” And St. Peter escorts the Senator to the elevator and sends him down, down, down. The door opens and he finds himself in the middle of a beautiful green golf course. In the distance is the club house and standing in front are all of his deceased friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is happy and in evening dress and all run to greet him.They shake his hand and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. A friendly game of golf and then lobster, caviar, champagne.
Also present is the devil, a really friendly guy having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having so much fun that before they realize it, the time has past and it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell as the elevator door closes.
St. Peter greets him “Now it is time to visit Heaven.”.
Another twenty four hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud singing and playing their harps. He has a good time, the hours pass, and St. Peter returns.
“Now that you have spent a day in Heaven and another in Hell, you must chose your eternity.”
The Senator reflects for a moment “Well I never thought I would say it before. Heaven was delightful but I think I would be better off in Hell.”
So St. Peter escorts the elevator down. The doors open and he stands in front of the Devil in a barren land covered with garbage and waste. All of his friends, filthy and dressed in rags, are picking it up and putting it in black plastic bags while more rains down from above.
“I don't understand” stammers the Senator, “Yesterday there was a golf course and clubhouse. We had champagne and caviar, danced and had a great time. Now it is a wasteland full of trash and garbage. All my friends are miserable. What happened?”
The Devil looks at him ans says.....
Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.